June 2013
ok ice cubes are fucking badass i mean they float around in their own blood
REALLY LONG UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENES BEFORE BOSS BATTLES THAT U KEEP LOSING
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cranniesinmybrain replied to your post: Naked time?
As long as they live…Not for you. For me. Silly bunny. Tell me — if we had a pond in the backyard, would you gripe at me for there being more than 6 frogs in it? Cuz I dreamed you did just that. :(
What. Are. You. Talking. About?
Just discussing my deep desires to show my Hylian Pride by doing random, and well known by other Hylian, Hyrule-ish things…..because I am awesome like that.
Just wait until you add a Windmill, I’ll make that bitch spin something fierce and piss off the Music Guy. Muahahahahah!
Pond.
cranniesinmybrain replied to your post: Naked time?
As long as they live harmoniously with my Koi I don’t care at all.Not for you. For me. Silly bunny. Tell me — if we had a pond in the backyard, would you gripe at me for there being more than 6 frogs in it? Cuz I dreamed you did just that. :(
And I, like a true Hylian, would wear the green garment of the Chosen Hero, and sit by your pond, and play an Ocarina, in hopes of teaching said frogs to croak and sing along, just like in Ocarina of Time. Holy crap. I want this. Can we!?
a non-violent threat
I hope you roll over your fingers with a gym scooter
what the fuck do you mean non-violent that’s vicious as shit
why is donkey kong not a donkey
Actually, I read in one of my general knowledge book of random facts why Donkey Kong is named that even though he has nothing to do with donkeys. To make the long story short, remember he started off as just a big stupid ape on top of a half finished building, chucking barrels at Mario while he tried to save Princess Peach. When trying to decide on a name, they were looking for something that meant stupid. And well, to do something stupid, is to be an ass, a jack ass, which is also a common name used for a donkey. So Donkey Kong, due to some weird random garbled lost in translation shit.
